The dulcet tones of Miss Mandatory Tipping, chanteuse and notable Loose Woman of Great Cormorant Lake, was known to stir many a loin in the Lower West Hinder Regions (Nutt Falls and Timberton, respectively).
Some say her stultifying power lay in the carnal thrill of vibrato pushed to its globular, quivering limits. Others, that healthy lungs and a lusty vigor found their purest form in Miss Tipping's signature tune "Pap's Gonna Git It Tonight".
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