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He then ran from his house out into the street shrieking in pain. The timing was bad as a carriage drove over his poor soul. As you may know, this was not his end, merely the beginning. Following the hit and run a caravan of circus freaks pulled up to the scene of the crime. The circus freaks, including Spawn of Satan Fish Man called for medical attention. The night was rough, but he pulled through. Realizing the circus freaks saved his life Uncle Cooper gave them his soul by signing a document. The circus freaks then took what was theirs, making my dear Great-Uncle Cooper a permanent member of their tribe. <<<<