Aunt Ester and Uncle...er...Aunt Earl. Happily married...um, I mean sisters living together, for nearly fifty years before Aunt Earl finally was found out. He..no, she had problems with the IRS, yes, the IRS that is and was hanged in the town square. They say it was a hate crime. It was. Yes...Earl hated doing her taxes. They said Earl shouldn't have been staying at home doing needle point and wearing dresses...but she did. You know...instead of doing her taxes.
Aunt Ester was devestated by this discovery. Her wife, I mean husband...no, I mean sister..yes..sister, cried for five years before her tears were all used up. She died at 108 years old. Poor thing.